So who's been watching the Olympics? Me, me, me teacher! I have been watching faithfully every night. All the twists and turns. Flips and flops. I can't get enough. Funny I have not an atheletic bone in my body. Yes, I played tennis, but its not like I am a prized winner. But I love sports.
Any hoot here is my assessment so far and if you haven't been watching, you must!
Ryan Lochte, Olympic Gold Medalist
This guy I swear is hotter than a three dick rabbit during mating season.
Matt Grevers, Olympic Gold Medalist
This guy is 6'8". A effing beast! He just proposed to his fiance. I bet sex between them is like a Great Dane and a chihuahua.
Japanese Gymnast who knows his name
Who the hell did his hair? Edward Scissor hands that's who. I guess they don't have salon's in that country.
Women's beach volleyball
Dear Santa, please bring me that ass. Seriously, teeny weeny bikini's and no tits. None of these chicks have bubbies. I qualify for this transplant I promise.
Womans Gynastic Gold Medalists
I swear these girls look like Pez dispensers. Look at how big their necks are. I am just waiting for them to open their mouths and spit out an orange flavored candy.
So there's my assessment so far. I cannot wait for the rest of the games. So exciting to see all these odd shaped people compete.